Wednesday, February 8, 2012

do not mention cannibalism.

Suspicions comfirmed, I did in fact make a critical error in talking to Creepmaster Daniel.  Today whe he showed up to class, pimples in tow, he sat right baside me.  Perfect, because now I was able to avoid eye-contact and since we were doing peer evaluations in a big circle, he should only talk when it's his turn.  Rather than that, I got to hear mutterings of "gang raped by banshees" during a review of a cause and effect paper.  It did not fit the context.  While discussing hazing, he started talking in a hushed creaky voice about how "they tried to haze (him) on two of (his) wrestling teams..."  I have never concentrated on anything harder than I did on what the girl talking about her paper was saying, whatever that was.  I tuned out whatever the creep to my left was saying.  There is a good chance that anything I dreamed up is worse than whatever he was saying, but what is the hazing like for a sport where you have to wear a unitard and fight with strangers while everybody watches?  What happened on that mat that made Creepmaster Daniel the monster that he is today?

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